"You're not thinking of doing something bad, are you?" I asked, with confidence but caution.
She smirked and shook her head. "Don't be stupid, of course not. It just makes me mad. You know who my favorite Yankee is, don't you?"
Without taking a beat, I said, "Nick Swisher."
"Good boy. Now that he's in this final vote to make the All-Star team, it started me thinking. You can vote as many times as you want. If I wanted to, I could just create a computer and ring up a jillion votes. I could do it with a thought."
"And you're worried about the temptation?" I asked.
"Are you even fucking listening to me? No! The very idea of that is sickening. To bend the limits of fairness, how fucking greedy do you have to be? And some people live their lives that way. I just hate to think about it, you know?"
I know. Please vote for Nick Swisher. This is Sashial in a good mood. You don't want to see her angry.
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