Sashial wanted me to thank everyone who voted for Nick Swisher. As you can imagine, she's absolutely thrilled that he won the vote to become an All-Star.
"So where are we watching the game?" she asked.
"Let's go to Anaheim," I said. "It's an American League town, I think it'll nice to actually be cheering with crowd this time."
"Fuckin' A, let's rock that place! And I'm impressed with you too, wanting to embrace instead of hate."
"You think there might be hope for me after all?"
"I always knew there was hope for you, and you made the team. But now you're turning into an All-Star." She had kind of a proud glow when she said that.
"You goin' soft on me?" I asked.
"Shut the fuck up and get to work. There's a guy who just found out his crush is getting married."
"On it." Gotta run.
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